Step 1: splish splash splosh the plants |
Step 2: wash all the gravel |
Step 3: make sure Eagle approves of your net technique |
Step 4: break the bad news to Fred that he can't swim |
Step 5: withering glance at Mama when she says it's not time yet |
Step 6: arrange a marriage with Spiderman |
Step 7: Investigate the moss ball |
Step 8: take time to remind Chip and Eagle that they're still loved |
Step 9: Hi Gare-bear! |
Step 10: Dorothy is happy!! |
Bwahahaha (evil laugh).
ReplyDeleteSoon, the goldfish will not be enough. You will casually search for fish tanks and you will find this
http://goo.gl/9wQyA
And you will spend thousands trying to replicate this and will end up with this
http://goo.gl/nu5tS.
Eventually you will give up and end up with this http://goo.gl/t1aCU.
But don't take my word for it, write your own fish tank story. I wish you good luck and my God have mercy on your soul.
Collin made fun of my rig, said a goldfish could live in a toilet bowl. You're all just jealous of my moss ball! haha Love to all your peeps.
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