Sunday, August 12, 2012

This weekend we made an important decision to expand our family -- in 10 easy steps. Meet Dorothy!

Step 1: splish splash splosh the plants

Step 2: wash all the gravel

Step 3: make sure Eagle approves of your net technique

Step 4: break the bad news to Fred that he can't swim

Step 5: withering glance at Mama when she says it's not time yet

Step 6: arrange a marriage with Spiderman

Step 7: Investigate the moss ball

Step 8: take time to remind Chip and Eagle that they're still loved

Step 9: Hi Gare-bear!


Step 10: Dorothy is happy!!

2 comments:

  1. Bwahahaha (evil laugh).

    Soon, the goldfish will not be enough. You will casually search for fish tanks and you will find this

    http://goo.gl/9wQyA

    And you will spend thousands trying to replicate this and will end up with this

    http://goo.gl/nu5tS.

    Eventually you will give up and end up with this http://goo.gl/t1aCU.

    But don't take my word for it, write your own fish tank story. I wish you good luck and my God have mercy on your soul.

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  2. Collin made fun of my rig, said a goldfish could live in a toilet bowl. You're all just jealous of my moss ball! haha Love to all your peeps.

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