Feeling bad about the state of the world? Disrespectful, lazy young people! Moral turpitude! Socialism! Bad grammar! Rap videos! Illegal immigration! The interwebs!

Welcome to the human condition, friends, where we love nothing better than to think we've strayed (with the negative influence of THOSE people) from the glorious and righteous path set forth for us by (Jesus / the founding fathers / whomever).

Weeellll these guys were pretty sure it was the end times, too. But guess what. They were all wrong, and Fox News is too, and I feel fine.